Oh my gosh. Your mustard…isn't French. (reel, stagger)

Via BoingBoing: “French’s mustard denies French connection.”

The weirdest sentence in this article (assuming it’s true): “Last week, Air Force One replaced ‘French toast’ with ‘Freedom toast’ on its menu.”

Did it really? What unimaginative copycats the AF1 menu-makers are. Why don’t they do their lonesome allies a good turn and call the dish by its honorable (and much older) British name, “Poor Knights of Windsor”? (And this isn’t just anybody’s eggy breakfast toast. This stuff has muscle. There’s half a cup of sherry in there, for pity’s sake! That’ll fix your hangover.)

…Sheesh.