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“SACRAMENTO: California’s governor-elect has been sent back in time to preemptively eliminate a chief rival from the 2006 gubernatorial election, the Schwarzenegger campaign revealed last night.
“The target of the temporal assassination was Sarah Connor, a Los Angeles-based waitress. In 1984, where Schwarzenegger has been sent, Connor was about to give birth to a son, John — who, it is alleged, will become the greatest Democratic operative California has ever known….”
(Thanks to Daily Blah for the link.)