Okay, this is new

“This fellow started to stalk us at night. He’d start howling like a werewolf at midnight outside our house, which frightened the other kids.

“My son left and moved into a house with this fellow and another bloke. They would dress up in costumes like wolves and take my son on a leash to South Bank.”

…Now why am I reminded of this?

(Interviewer:) …And what else did these fellows do?
(Man:) Well some of them started dressing up as mice a bit … and then when they’d got the costumes on they started … squeaking.
(Interviewer:) Yes. And was that all?
(Man:) That was all.
(Interviewer 🙂 And what was your reaction to this?
(Man:) Well I was shocked. But, er… gradually I came to feel that I was more at ease … with other mice.