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All I can say is, once again, thanks so much to BoingBoing.
“NUMENOREANS: Life is cool. Why do we have to die?
ELVES: You’re human?
NUMENOREANS: Can the Valar fix that?
VALAR: No.
NUMENOREANS: That sucks. Go away.
ELVES: Fine.
ELENDILI: Hey! Over here! We still like you!
MEN OF MIDDLE-EARTH: Gosh, we’re lonely.
NUMENOREANS: Whatever, give us your wealth and your children.
MEN OF MIDDLE-EARTH: Um, okay.
ELENDILI: This isn’t gonna end well, is it?
ELVES: No.”