Okay, listen. I love what Peter Jackson has done over the past five years or so. But there comes a time when you have to say “All right, hold it right there.”
This takes things just a little too far. What’s that high-pitched whining sound I hear? Could it be J.R.R. spinning…?
In the land of my birth, this is the time of year to make people promises, and I will stand up here and now and make one to all of you, and the world at large. There may be the occasional Young Wizards coffee mug or sweatshirt. But there will never be a Young Wizards navel ring.
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