The Transcendent Pig

by Diane

“The Transcendent Pig is a CD player that walks on three mechanical legs! It has a built-in alarm clock and can be used to deter muggers.”

…Or so says The Prior-Art-O-Matic at TheSurrealist.co.uk.

Also recommended: Dr. Unheimlich’s Disease Registry (“If you can’t achieve immortality by not dying, you can at least achieve it by dying of something original.”).

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Diane Duane’s Disease
Cause: genetic mutation
Symptoms: humming, occasional anger, gurgling
Cure: trepanning
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Hmm. Symptoms sound about right. Cure seems a little harsh, though. Time for a second opinion.

See also on the same page: the “Dossier Sexupifier”, the “Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary”, and the “Advertising Slogan Generator.”

(Thanks, Harry!)

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