First unbelievable thing before breakfast

I read Google News every morning before I start work, and occasionally a sentence jumps out at me and makes my jaw just drop.

“Don’t cheerleaders all over America form pyramids six to eight times a year? Is that torture?” Guy Womack, Graner’s attorney, said in opening arguments…

Uh…maybe they do. But we don’t usually strip them naked and make them do it at gunpoint.