Okay, here's an extremist group I can get behind

by Diane

(If “extreme” is the right word, which I doubt.)

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: “Sincerity is not enough.” We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it’s true doesn’t make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn’t mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

Right on. There’s a name generator, too. Peter came up behind me and it immediately dubbed him “Brother Broadsword of Warm Humanitarianism”, which tells me that the generator works just fine, though if it had called him “Brother Oakeshott Type XVIIIb Longsword…”, I’d have fallen over. Too much to expect, I guess. (Additionally, there’s a reformed version of the generator over here. Schism already…don’tcha love it?)

Looks like my Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Howitzer of Looking at All Sides of the Question. Get yours here, if you like.

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