I collect these things, in a desultory fashion. This isn’t quite up to the level of my all-time favorite (“Headless Body in Topless Bar”), but it’s in the running. (Ouch, did I really just say that?…)
[State Trooper Don] Newcomb took the driver to the patrol car, then chased the passenger, eventually kicking him from behind. After falling to the ground, the passenger threw both of his legs at Newcomb, the report says. One hit the trooper in the chest.
(Insert the predictable joke about your right to bear legs [here.])