And the winner for 'Best Acceptance Speech' is…

by Diane Duane

Hugh Laurie.

I am speechless. I’m literally without a speech. It seems odd to me that in the weeks leading up to this event, when people are falling over themselves to send you free shoes and free cufflinks and free colonic irrigations for two, nobody offers you a free acceptance speech. It just seems to me to be a gap in the market. I would love to be able to pull out a speech by Dolce & Gabbana.

(bowing in his general direction)

[tags]Hugh, Laurie, Golden Globes, film, TV, awards[/tags]

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